with grace in your heart and flowers in your hair

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

bidenette:

it was the besta bynes

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it was the worsta bynes

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

foxnewsofficial:

i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future 

unfollower:

when I was a kid my best friend was from this super conservative christian family who didn’t let her listen to anything but gospel music and she wasn’t allowed to watch PG movies until she was 13 but now she’s a polyamorous bisexual atheist who follows her favorite bands around on tour all the time so I guess it all worked out

rneerkat:

the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto

batreaux:

reblog if this motherfucker taught u the meaning of disappointment

batreaux:

reblog if this motherfucker taught u the meaning of disappointment

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

beauty-of-imperfection:

idolnessofgods:

shedreamsof-paradise:

So relevant

I learned some people don’t want to stick around with someone who doesn’t believe they’re beautiful, cause when you’re so self conscious, you are a horrible monster at times

Horrible? Maybe. (A horrible) monster? I don’t think so. Yes, having someone be so self-conscious all the time makes them less fun to be around because, in a way, they seem like a Debbie Downer. But feeling self-conscious and acting/voicing those feelings out do not make those people a horrible monster..at least not in my opinion. I feel self-conscious quite often, and even more so in some moments. I tell my parents that I look big in that picture or that I’m too skinny in that or that I’m eating too much and I should stop, etc. Does that make me a horrible monster? I’m a Debbie Downer. I have low self-esteem. I care way too much about my appearance. And I feel upset at myself for being so. But does that make me a horrible monster? Does being like that make any one? Hardly. Monsters imply evil/ugliness/freak. I hardly think that people who self-conscious - which is a human thing to feel - are any of those things. Sorry for the long rant. I just feel very uncomfortable about this subject, since I’ve heard it a few times before.

beauty-of-imperfection:

idolnessofgods:

shedreamsof-paradise:

So relevant

I learned some people don’t want to stick around with someone who doesn’t believe they’re beautiful, cause when you’re so self conscious, you are a horrible monster at times

Horrible? Maybe. (A horrible) monster? I don’t think so. Yes, having someone be so self-conscious all the time makes them less fun to be around because, in a way, they seem like a Debbie Downer. But feeling self-conscious and acting/voicing those feelings out do not make those people a horrible monster..at least not in my opinion. I feel self-conscious quite often, and even more so in some moments. I tell my parents that I look big in that picture or that I’m too skinny in that or that I’m eating too much and I should stop, etc. Does that make me a horrible monster? I’m a Debbie Downer. I have low self-esteem. I care way too much about my appearance. And I feel upset at myself for being so. But does that make me a horrible monster? Does being like that make any one? Hardly. Monsters imply evil/ugliness/freak. I hardly think that people who self-conscious - which is a human thing to feel - are any of those things. Sorry for the long rant. I just feel very uncomfortable about this subject, since I’ve heard it a few times before.

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